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  • Kuna siku nilisikia wapangaji wenzagu wananiteta kwamba ninafanya kazi gani.

    Maana nipo tu wao wanaamka asubuhi purukushani za kwenda kazini na kurudi jioni.

    Mimi niko ndani. Nikitoka naenda gym, Kariakoo one time, au sokoni.

    Assumptions zilikuwa nyingi ikiwemo kuhisiwa naiba au ***** kwasababu ninajenga six pack na kutanua kifua tu.

    Guys, sisi ni pioneers.

    Wazee hawatuelewi. Wengi wa rika letu waliokuwa serious sana shule nao hawatuelewi pia.

    Sema I have a feelings fainali uzeeni we will have the last laugh.
    #NaongeaNaWewe
    Kuna siku nilisikia wapangaji wenzagu wananiteta kwamba ninafanya kazi gani. Maana nipo tu wao wanaamka asubuhi purukushani za kwenda kazini na kurudi jioni. Mimi niko ndani. Nikitoka naenda gym, Kariakoo one time, au sokoni. Assumptions zilikuwa nyingi ikiwemo kuhisiwa naiba au shoga kwasababu ninajenga six pack na kutanua kifua tu. Guys, sisi ni pioneers. Wazee hawatuelewi. Wengi wa rika letu waliokuwa serious sana shule nao hawatuelewi pia. Sema I have a feelings fainali uzeeni we will have the last laugh. #NaongeaNaWewe
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  • God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past."
    For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
    The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
    So God agreed.

    God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
    The monkey said: "Tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"
    And God agreed.

    God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
    The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
    And God agreed again.

    God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
    But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
    "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

    So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.
    For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.
    For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.
    And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

    Life has now been explained to you.
    God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past." For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed again. God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it." So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you.
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  • The Way You Make Me Feel

    You make me feel special,
    You make me feel new,
    You make me feel loved,
    With everything you do.

    You hold me close when I am sad.
    You wipe the tears from my face.
    Every time we are together,
    It seems like the perfect place.

    My eyes light up when you enter a room.
    I smile when we are together.
    No matter how bad things are,
    You always make them better.

    I love the way you kiss me,
    The way you hold me tight.
    I love the way you touch me,
    I could be with you all night.

    I love the way you can make me laugh
    For absolutely no reason at all.
    I love how no matter what I do,
    You will be there to catch me when I fall.

    I just want you to know,
    That even though we sometimes fight,
    I will always love you!
    No matter what, day or night.

    - Amanda Standridge -
    #memoryofjosephcharles
    #quotes
    The Way You Make Me Feel You make me feel special, You make me feel new, You make me feel loved, With everything you do. You hold me close when I am sad. You wipe the tears from my face. Every time we are together, It seems like the perfect place. My eyes light up when you enter a room. I smile when we are together. No matter how bad things are, You always make them better. I love the way you kiss me, The way you hold me tight. I love the way you touch me, I could be with you all night. I love the way you can make me laugh For absolutely no reason at all. I love how no matter what I do, You will be there to catch me when I fall. I just want you to know, That even though we sometimes fight, I will always love you! No matter what, day or night. - Amanda Standridge - #memoryofjosephcharles #quotes
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  • _I laugh at everything but when I'm hungry nothing is funny._
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    _I laugh at everything but when I'm hungry nothing is funny._🦦👀🌪️😡🤬 #memoryofjosephcharles
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  • > I’m scãred of my own anger ,that’s why I laugh a lot & stay as humble as possible!!_🩷

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    > I’m scãred of my own anger ,that’s why I laugh a lot & stay as humble as possible!!_🩷 #memoryofjosephcharles
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  • Ni bahati mbaya au makusudi
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    #socialpop
    #trending
    Ni bahati mbaya au makusudi #laugh #socialpop #trending
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  • #meme funny #laugh
    #meme funny #laugh
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  • “I had the epiphany that laughter was light, and light was laughter, and that this was the secret of the universe.” — Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch
    “I had the epiphany that laughter was light, and light was laughter, and that this was the secret of the universe.” — Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch
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  • I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close,not even a little bit,not even at all.
    - 10 things i hate about you (1999)
    I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close,not even a little bit,not even at all. - 10 things i hate about you (1999)
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  • DID YOU KNOW..??
    IF NOT THEN NOW YOU KNOW..!!
    PART 3

    WHAT SPARKLED THE NEED FOR FINGERPRINTING

    》Two people looked identical and even shared the same name, but the two prisoners were different people, and their remarkable case helped bring in the era of fingerprint identification.

    One was called Will West, and the other one William West, and they were both sentenced to jail at Leavenworth Penitentiary in Kansas over 100 years ago.

    The arrival of Will West in 1903 caused the records clerk at the prison considerable confusion because he was convinced he'd processed him two years previously.

    The clerk, M.W. McClaughry, asked Will West if he'd ever been to the prison before.

    West said he hadn't.

    McClaughry then set about taking his Bertillon measurements, named after the French policeman Alphonse Bertillon which was the usual method of identifying people and involved recording the dimensions of key physical features.

    McClaughry, still convinced the man before he had already been to the prison, looked up his name in his filing system and found one William West who looked identical to Will West in the photographs in every respect.

    They even shared the same Bertillon measurements.

    But Will West insisted to McClaughry that it was not him: 'That's my picture, but I don't know where you got it, for I know I have never been here before.'

    To McClaughry's shock, he was right, too. William West was a different person altogether and in fact, had been admitted to prison two years previously for murder.

    The case highlighted the flaws in the Bertillon method and it wasn't long before the U.S authorities turned to fingerprints.

    Its pioneer was Scotland Yard's Sgt. John K. Ferrier met McClaughry at the St Louis World Fair in 1904 while he was guarding the Crown Jewels, which were on tour.

    He told the U.S prison officer how Scotland Yard had been using fingerprinting for the past three years and evangelized its accuracy.

    McClaughry was sold, and after being instructed on the technique he introduced it to Leavenworth Prison. America's first national fingerprint repository was established shortly afterward.

    The use of fingerprints had begun in 1858 with Sir William James Herschel, Chief Magistrate of the Hooghly district in Jungipoor, India, who asked locals to stamp their business contracts with their palms. However, he did this on a hunch that it would be a good way of identifying someone, not because he knew the science behind it.
    DID YOU KNOW..?? IF NOT THEN NOW YOU KNOW..!!🙃 PART 3 WHAT SPARKLED THE NEED FOR FINGERPRINTING 》Two people looked identical and even shared the same name, but the two prisoners were different people, and their remarkable case helped bring in the era of fingerprint identification. One was called Will West, and the other one William West, and they were both sentenced to jail at Leavenworth Penitentiary in Kansas over 100 years ago. The arrival of Will West in 1903 caused the records clerk at the prison considerable confusion because he was convinced he'd processed him two years previously. The clerk, M.W. McClaughry, asked Will West if he'd ever been to the prison before. West said he hadn't. McClaughry then set about taking his Bertillon measurements, named after the French policeman Alphonse Bertillon which was the usual method of identifying people and involved recording the dimensions of key physical features. McClaughry, still convinced the man before he had already been to the prison, looked up his name in his filing system and found one William West who looked identical to Will West in the photographs in every respect. They even shared the same Bertillon measurements. But Will West insisted to McClaughry that it was not him: 'That's my picture, but I don't know where you got it, for I know I have never been here before.' To McClaughry's shock, he was right, too. William West was a different person altogether and in fact, had been admitted to prison two years previously for murder. The case highlighted the flaws in the Bertillon method and it wasn't long before the U.S authorities turned to fingerprints. Its pioneer was Scotland Yard's Sgt. John K. Ferrier met McClaughry at the St Louis World Fair in 1904 while he was guarding the Crown Jewels, which were on tour. He told the U.S prison officer how Scotland Yard had been using fingerprinting for the past three years and evangelized its accuracy. McClaughry was sold, and after being instructed on the technique he introduced it to Leavenworth Prison. America's first national fingerprint repository was established shortly afterward. The use of fingerprints had begun in 1858 with Sir William James Herschel, Chief Magistrate of the Hooghly district in Jungipoor, India, who asked locals to stamp their business contracts with their palms. However, he did this on a hunch that it would be a good way of identifying someone, not because he knew the science behind it.
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